개소리 왈왈2011.02.17 12:52

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.


URGENT ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

I AM SPECIAL AGENT JOHN EDWARD FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT, WE HAVE JUST INTERCEPTED AND CONFISCATED TWO (2) TRUNK BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT TO OUR BUREAU HEAD QUARTERS.

WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND HAVE FOUND IT TO CONTAIN A TOTAL SUM OF $4.1 MILLION AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES, INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR RESIDENCE AS PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE YOU FROM THE OFFICE OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA FROM UNPAID CONTRACT SUMS.

WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION IN THE BOXES, AND WERE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT,WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES IS LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION WHICH AS A RESULT, THE BOXES HAS BEEN CONFISCATED.

ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 1991 CONSTITUTION IN TAX PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE FROM THE JOINT TEAM OF THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITY, AND THERE FOR, YOU MUST CONTACT US FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE, SO THAT YOU CAN BE RELIEVED OF THE CHARGES OF EVADING TAX WHICH IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE UNDER SECTION 12 SUBSECTION 441 OF CONSTITUTION ON TAX EVASION.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT THIS BUREAU WITHIN 72HOURS, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED, INTERROGATED AND PROSECUTED IN THE COURT OF LAW FOR EVADING TAX.

ALSO, YOU MUST NOT CONTACT ANY OTHER BANK OR PERSONS IN NIGERIA, THE UNITED KINGDOM OR ANY PART OF THE WORLD FOR ANY PAYMENT, BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED BY THIS BUREAU HERE IN THE UNITED STATES..


YOURS IN SERVICE
Agent John Edward
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

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  1. 해석도 써줘 -_-+

    2011.02.17 19:26 신고 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL : REPLY ]
  2. 스팸인가요?
    전 들어오는 영어메일은 발신자가 익숙한 것 아니면 그냥 보지도 않고 지워버려서리.. ㅎㅎ

    2011.02.19 15:09 신고 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL : REPLY ]
    • 비행기 타고 카타르/도하 -> 브라질/상파울로 를 갔는데
      만약에 뉴욕을 거쳤다는 낚였을수도 있겠지만


      아무튼 이메일이 이게 먼가요 ㅋㅋㅋ
      w.cn은 너무 짱꺠스럽자나요 ㅠ.ㅠ

      2011.02.19 15:12 신고 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL ]
  3. 난독증 수신자를 위하여 본문마저 대문자로 써주는 센스

    2011.02.21 10:30 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL : REPLY ]
    • 그래봤자 영어이므로 스팸으로 처리됩니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
      헉 머야 이거 읽을수가 없잖아! 스팸 쿡!

      2011.02.21 10:35 신고 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL ]
  4. 구차니님 체포되는건가!!!!
    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    2011.02.21 10:47 신고 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL : REPLY ]
    • 아니 뉴욕이라도 가봤으면 잡혀가도 되지만 가본적도 없다니까요 ㅠ.ㅠ

      응?

      2011.02.21 10:51 신고 [ ADDR : EDIT/ DEL ]